(with respect to my brother in arms The Marines who tell this Joke differently)
One day A boy was taking a piss in the bathroom, when a Marine Walked in in his dress uniform
. .
. . i flicked on the tv and there was some wrestling on, she wanted to change it but i was a wrestling freak and the channel wasnt changing, "u gotta get the romote from me first" she jumped into my lap, straddling me wrestling to get the remote, i stood up to have her fall but she wrapped her legs around me, she bit me but i told her that dont botter me, she then said"fine" then under her voice she said"but i know something that will", i didnt hear her but then she grabbed me, trying to hold my dick and balls in her small hands, she squeezed, i instinctively grabbed one of her breasts and begun massaging it, kneading into the flesh and pinching her nipples
(with respect to my brother in arms The Marines who tell this Joke differently)
One day A boy was taking a piss in the bathroom, when a Marine Walked in in his dress uniform
. .
. . i flicked on the tv and there was some wrestling on, she wanted to change it but i was a wrestling freak and the channel wasnt changing, "u gotta get the romote from me first" she jumped into my lap, straddling me wrestling to get the remote, i stood up to have her fall but she wrapped her legs around me, she bit me but i told her that dont botter me, she then said"fine" then under her voice she said"but i know something that will", i didnt hear her but then she grabbed me, trying to hold my dick and balls in her small hands, she squeezed, i instinctively grabbed one of her breasts and begun massaging it, kneading into the flesh and pinching her nipples
(with respect to my brother in arms The Marines who tell this Joke differently)
One day A boy was taking a piss in the bathroom, when a Marine Walked in in his dress uniform
. .
. . i flicked on the tv and there was some wrestling on, she wanted to change it but i was a wrestling freak and the channel wasnt changing, "u gotta get the romote from me first" she jumped into my lap, straddling me wrestling to get the remote, i stood up to have her fall but she wrapped her legs around me, she bit me but i told her that dont botter me, she then said"fine" then under her voice she said"but i know something that will", i didnt hear her but then she grabbed me, trying to hold my dick and balls in her small hands, she squeezed, i instinctively grabbed one of her breasts and begun massaging it, kneading into the flesh and pinching her nipples
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